This Tightness of the Day is helluv days overdue. TH.C homeboy Justin Krueger first put this on the TightHelluv.Com Facebook page about a week ago, and though I promised I would post it within a few hours, I promise you that THIS Tightness was worth the wait. Celebrities, Star Wars, Adidas, oh my.

Today's Tightness is yet another example of just how tight The Simpsons has been for the past 21 years. In a perfectly timed and exceptionally edited take off of their normal opening credits sequence, which has become legendary in its own right, The Simpsons present Ke$ha's "Tik Tok". Tight.

In round two of the newly introduced Tight Fucks Wit Tight, Helluv series, legendary UK guerilla artist Banksy sparks up a conversation with an American legend, and arguably the most exciting new illustrator, typographer, and guerilla artist in his own right, Shepard Fairey. Game recognize Game.

Nothing like traveling 3000+ miles across the country, to the place where TH.C was TH.Conceived, Brooklyn, NY, to help a Jefe realize that the Tightness TRULY is ALL AROUND US, all the time. From the Bay to LA to BK, if you open your eyes, ears, and hearts, you will find the Tightness, Hellluv.

Never before have I seen a human body accomplish the things that I have seen William Spencer's body easily handle. One of the most incredible skateboarders and dudes I have ever had the privilege of calling a homie, people like William are the exact reason I even started this website.

A muy muy massive Tight Helluv shout out to Peter Cosgrove for his submission of these sick wit it pictures and narrative documenting his amazing time two weeks ago at Maverick's, the giant NorCal surfing competition that never fails to live up to anything but mind-numbing tightness! Helluv!

On this very happy Friday night (when the mood is most certainly right), we're gonna have some fun. Show you how it's done - TGIF. Weekends are the best time to remember that the tightness is all around you, so I am going to get that spirit started for you by showing you the Tightness, Helluv.

TightHelluv.Com besties Steve & Sierra Solomon came to the crib of El Jefe for the Super Bowluv festivities this past weekend and we commented on how unfortunate it would be to have the last name "Gay" in professional sports. I thought it would be unfortunate, until I saw this genius photo.

At the end of a tragically shortened yet fulfillingly epic run as host of NBC's "The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien," Co-Co and his legendary friends keep it CLASSY/BOSSY as FUCK, sharing their INFINITE tightness, and simply reminding us all to drop the negative cynicism and just have fun.

In the first of what I am sure will be HELLUV postings & submissions from my brother aka El Jefe Mas Joven Helluv, aka Scott, he examines the public treasure, the intellectually/artistically stimulating, the discriminating and amazing Public Access Television, a true gift to society.