An El Jefe Exclusive! TH.C sparks up an uplifting conversation about LEGALIZATION with Dr. Mitch Earleywine, a true hero of American academics! A Psychology professor at SUNY Albany (& formerly USC) with the courage to tell the world the truth about marijuana. Ganjenius Status.

This is it folks! It is HIGH time for this initiative to appear on a ballot in Helluvfornia! Finally, Californians will go to the polls en masse this November to finally show America the possibilities for restoring our once profound tightness. Legalize marijuana, and watch how much better life gets. Helluv.

As a proud Mexi-EuroMutt-American, my ears helluv perked up once I heard this story in the middle of the night while half-asleep. A 22 year old woman was busted in El Paso, Texas yesterday in a failed attempt to smuggle 30 pounds of ganj in false frames behind oil paintings of Jesus. ¡Muy tight!

A research team at Granada University in Spain has discovered something that Don Nelson, Babe Ruth, Michael Jordan, Tim Lincecum, and other such greats have been trying to tell us for years: Beer is actually scientifically proven to be better at rehydrating a human body after exercise than water.

The National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws (NORML) recently named Denver, Colorado "America's Cannabis Capital" which at first both confused and infuriated me, until I learned about just how much work Denver is doing to live up to the Mile HIGH name that no longer just describes its altitude.

Today's Tightness of the Day offering comes from the 707's own Christian Barber who hollered at a Jefe with this enormous, impressive, multiple-foot long, tube filled with whiteness tightness that I want to wrap my lips around and suck on until all the white stuff is in my mouth and down my throat (that's what she said), helluv.

This is one of the best things I have ever seen in my entire life. All around the nation, Police have been discovering and confiscating Ecstasy pilluvs in the shape of Barack Obama, coming in every color in the spectrum. Maybe Jeezy will have to get back in the booth for another remix - My President is No Longer JUST Black.

Don't get it twisted: TightHelluv.Com thinks HEROIN IS FUCKING NAST. Heroin was sold commercially around 1900 by the wonderul humanitarians at Bayer, who remind you that if you have a heart attack learning that they sold Smack as a kids' cough suppressant, eat their Aspirin.

That's my boy! Cy Young Winner Tim "The Franchise/Freak" Lincecum cemented his place in my heart as The Best Thing in Bay Area Baseball as he was pulled over in Washington for speeding, and broke the seal of his hotboxed Benz to accept his ticket. TIGHT, HELLUV!

THC-UK homeboy Tom Rawe does it again, this time submitting a crazy three part web series called "The Sapo Diaries" in which VBS.TV's Hamilton Morris ventures to Brazil in search of Phyllomedusa Bicolor or The Sapo, a frog whose venom, when ingested by humans, almost mimics morphine.