TightHelluv.Com is proud as FUCK to introduce you all to the next Messiah of Bay hip hop, and it may not surprise you to learn his ROYAL Bay Area lineage. But you may be surprised to learn that he is only 15 years old. BEAST BAY STAND UP! Please, meet ISSUE, the Young Prince of Sick Wid It Records.

We all know and love Stewie from Family Guy, but most of you probably don't know what it is like to Go Stewie, Bay style. Get your learn on in this post about how to get overly stupid, retarded or hyphy on a buckethead beezie, and be sure to go bananas.

Danks & Praise to Paige "The Tightness" Harrington, one of TightHelluv.Com's favorite friends, and her beautiful, glamorous, bossy, and HELLUV TIGHT dawg Sugar Bear, TH.C's first submish of fans, friends, and fam in Tight Helluv Gear from the merch store. Definitely Tightness of the Day status.

My good friend since we were 5, Ellie Houston, deserves the credit for inspiring this post after I found a photo on her Facebook page that reminds us all JUST HOW AMAZEBALLS LeVar Robert Martyn Burton, Jr. aka Geordi Leforge aka Kunte Kinte aka Reading Rainbow Guy, really is.

Another of the continuous stream of amazing musicians, rappers, singers, producers, DJs, and crews to break out of Berkeley with a sound so new, so fresh, so skilled, and so next level, that it begs the question...who are all these wise men from the East (Bay), offering gifts like it was Jonmas?

A sliver of a nation on the Iberian Peninsula has quietly been making headway - real progress - in pioneering a sustainable approach to the generalized notion of drug use. Please, pour yourself a nice cup of tea, sit down with a plate of mutton, turn up BBC 1, and enjoy.

This Tightness of the Day is helluv days overdue. TH.C homeboy Justin Krueger first put this on the TightHelluv.Com Facebook page about a week ago, and though I promised I would post it within a few hours, I promise you that THIS Tightness was worth the wait. Celebrities, Star Wars, Adidas, oh my.

Today's Tightness is yet another example of just how tight The Simpsons has been for the past 21 years. In a perfectly timed and exceptionally edited take off of their normal opening credits sequence, which has become legendary in its own right, The Simpsons present Ke$ha's "Tik Tok". Tight.

My brother started college at the beginning of this year at the University of California, Santa Barbara and moved down to the verdant idyllic pastoral beaches of SB to begin his adulthood/drunkhood. He has always been an amazing pianist/keys player, and was lucky enough to meet up with some pretty fucking badass musicians in and around school.