Today, I experienced a level of harmony and fulfillment I did not know was possible. The true power, beauty, joy, and fulfillment that is possible in this world just through SHARING THE TIGHTNESS was revealed to me in the form of the tightest thing in the Universe - the creation of human life.

Only in Tennessee...A MURFREESBORO, Tennessee man was arrested New Year's Day after he was discovered to be Patty Pass Out, sleeping like a baby at a Shelluv Gas Station for over an hour at the pump, inside a mobile meth lab that was actively cooking meth in the back seat at the time.

What could be a better gift for El Jefe Helluv on the upcoming HELLUVBRATION of his day of birth, JONMAS, that Jesus Christ has been stealing from him for the past 26 years, than enormous containers specifically designed to house a full bottle of wine, and 5 beers, respectively?!

Yes, this post is helluv days late, whatofit? Never too late to give danks. In the final post of the series of Shit I'm Grateful For, Helluv, we finish exploring the vast cornucopia of dopeness that I have become a fan of on Facebook in the past four years. GIVE DANKS AND PRAISE!

Who says Thanksgiggin can't last more than a day? A continuation of Shit I'm Grateful For, Helluv (Incomplete) Pt. One from yesterday, I go on to give danks and praise to the things I am grateful for in my life, thanks to the Fans & Pages section of the Facebook of El Jefe Helluv from the past 4 yrs.

Happy Danksgiving! Happy Thanksgiggin! Happy TH.Csgiving! Today is a day to give praise and thanks for the countless and infinite blessings we are all given. In honor of that, I want to share, in doses, a very incomplete list of shity that I am grateful for, and could never live without!

All of us remember the cuddie Mac Dre as a "black hippie," a fun-loving, Thizzed-out rap legend and the father of a movement called Hyphy. But how many of y'all remember the days of The Crest, Romper Room, bank heists, and 5 years in Federal Prison in Fres-NO for keepin it tight?

In 1995, in the midst of the East Coast/West Coast feud that ended in the murders of each coast's most incredible artists, Biggie and Tupac, E-40 responded to public shit-talking by B.I.G. in THE MOST gangsta way, setting him up to get scraped in Sacramento, only to save his life and squash the beef.

If you even enjoy parts of TightHelluv.com, then you better join me in thanking and congratulating one of the best things America has ever had to offer the world - Sesame Street, that taught me to read and write. This post is brought to you by the number 420, and the letters T, H, and C.

Wowww. So, we have had dolls that cry, dolls that burp, dolls that piss their diaper, dolls that shart their dress...but never before have we seen such a ridiculous activity for a doll for children to be doing than POLE DANCING. That is right, a pole dancing children's doll. Decay of Western Society Status.