TightHelluv

	TIGHTNESS OF THE DAY: THE SIMPSONS "TIK TOK" OPENING Today's Tightness is yet another example of just how tight The Simpsons has been for the past 21 years. In a perfectly timed and exceptionally edited take off of their normal opening credits sequence, which has become legendary in its own right, The Simpsons present Ke$ha's "Tik Tok". Tight.
	BRAD NOWELLUV & SUBLIME'S GANJENIUS LAST SHOW May 24, 1996 was the night of the final Sublime show, which happened to take place at the Phoenix Theater in Petaluma, CA, just 20 minutes from the childhood home of El Jefe Helluv. Too bad at age 14, the young Jefe missed out on the chance to witness the genius of Brad Nowelluv. Til now!
	SCIENTIFIC PROOF: BEER > WATER AFTER EXERCISE A research team at Granada University in Spain has discovered something that Don Nelson, Babe Ruth, Michael Jordan, Tim Lincecum, and other such greats have been trying to tell us for years: Beer is actually scientifically proven to be better at rehydrating a human body after exercise than water.
	TIGHTNESS OF THE DAY: VAAAAAPOR HELLLLLLUV Today's Tightness of the Day offering comes from the 707's own Christian Barber who hollered at a Jefe with this enormous, impressive, multiple-foot long, tube filled with whiteness tightness that I want to wrap my lips around and suck on until all the white stuff is in my mouth and down my throat (that's what she said), helluv.
	B.E.T. AMERICAN GANGSTER: ROMPER ROOM CREW & MAC DRE All of us remember the cuddie Mac Dre as a "black hippie," a fun-loving, Thizzed-out rap legend and the father of a movement called Hyphy. But how many of y'all remember the days of The Crest, Romper Room, bank heists, and 5 years in Federal Prison in Fres-NO for keepin it tight?
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	DJ AMEN One of the hottest things ever to rise from the 707, DJ Amen is one of the most relevant, important, and influential DJ/Promoter/Entertainers in the Bay Area. Always up on the hottest & hyphy-est shit around, I am constantly hittin him up for new Hip-Hop, new events, new kicks, and helluv more.