I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!!

The beginning of the "Randy Marsh Is My New Favorite Character on South Park" Era will forever be cemented in my head as Season 9's "The Losing Edge." If anyone understands the trials and tribulations of the boys in this episode intimately, it is me with my 16 year history of playing baseball, and experiencing the immense joys and sorrows of Summer Tournaments. You wanna do somethin about it??
DANCE OFF!
I fucking miss playing baseball. As a 16 year veteran of the greatest game on Earth, I understand first-hand the mayhem that can occur during a rain delay: Drinking (sometimes shots), dipping, drug deals (in my dugout), diabetes dispersals (have you seen the food that team moms bring their kids?), and yes, even DANCING. Check out this incredible rain-delay dance off between USF and UCONN during the 2009 Big East Baseball Tournament in May.
STOMPER GOES DUMMY

Without a doubt, Stomper, the helluvphant mascot of the Oakland Athletics, is the best mascot in MLB. Yes, most of you might try and argue, well, what the fuck does a helluvphant have to do with baseball? To those naysayers, I say, have you ever seen a helluvphant that can move and shake like THIS....