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All of us remember the cuddie Mac Dre as a "black hippie," a fun-loving, Thizzed-out rap legend and the father of a movement called Hyphy. But how many of y'all remember the days of The Crest, Romper Room, bank heists, and 5 years in Federal Prison in Fres-NO for keepin it tight?
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TMZ got their increasingly all-encompassing hands on to the November 2009 cover of Playboy and posted it today on their website. What beezie is flashing her breastesses this month, you ask? None other than Marge Simpson, sexy, sultry, blue haired mother of three. Do you think it'll make Homer "DOH!"?
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AY, DIOS! LOS PINCHE DOYERS! The only thing that could make Tuesday night's 9-1 loss to the FUCKING DOYERS of Los Angeles was the touching, amazing, heartfelt, dope, sick wit it, super slick National Anthem featuring none other than my sister from another mister, Ellen Toscano and her Beach Blanket Babylon homegirls.
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Alexyss Tylor and her mother host a show on Public Access Channel in Atlanta at 9pm on Wednesdays, and I am so fucking grateful to the Atlanta powers that be for allowing Ms. Tylor and Mrs. Tylor to exponge their lifetime of pussy and penis experience upon us all, teaching each and every one us the importance of harnessing Penis and Vagina Power.
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Another amazing site to check out when you are down and out - www.thisisphotobomb.com - featuring all kinds of ruined photos and videos, sabotaged by the likes of manginas, fingerbanging, vomit, funny faces, nudity, criminal activity and lude and lascivious acts in the backgrounds of photos of unsuspecting subjects.
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At first I have to admit, I HATED this fucking bitch. I didn't get it - is she legit? Does she think she is good? Is she for real? Or could it be an act? Mirandasings08's YouTube channel quickly grew on me once I figured out that she is just an actress, in which case, she went from annoying as shit to pretty fucking funny quick as...well, something quick.
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Having grown up in the REAL Wine Country of Sonoma, CA, I am certainly no stranger to Grape Stomping Competitions. I mean I have stomped (and smoked) many grapes in my day from childhood to adulthood. But I have NEVER in my LIFE seen something so magnificent at a Grape Stomp before or after I first saw THIS....
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Standing in front of a sell-out crowd at a nationally televised sports event to sing the National Anthem is no doubt about as stressful a situation in which one could be. Hopefully, if you are ever in that situation, you will learn from this beezie what NOT to do as she completely fails at just about everything including singing, remembering the words, escaping, and most of all standing up.
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In what has to be the most horrifying lesson she has ever learned in her life, a Northern California HELLUVMENTARY school teacher accidently spliced in a 6-second clip of herself getting railed on a couch into a class-wide DVD full of videotaped stories that the children told for a school project. Oops...
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Ann Coulter is a wretched fucking wench hellbent on ruining the world for everyone. I have long hated her and everything she is and everything she stands for, and it wasn't until I discovered this one blog entry that my life was changed forever, and suddenly I felt relieved.
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OK, straight up. I know this is more suited for LameHelluv.com, but FUCKIN A, I have some things to say about this fucking crackwhore turning tricks inside her van, sucking dick with her 5 year old in the backseat, and even snorting lines OFF OF HER BABY. Yes, that is right. Blowing Blow off of her BABY.
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If you do not recognize the cat above, you really need to pay more attention. Keyboard Cat, 2009's newest viral Internet video sensation, is sweeping America, in the same way "Chocolate Rain," "Tron Guy," Chris Crocker's "Leave Britney Alone," "Star Wars Kid" & "Sneezing Panda" did for 2008. Enter here to enlighten yourself on the cat, the myth, the legend, Keyboard Cat.
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Oh. My. God. I hate to say she deserves it, but seriously, if this beezie cannot get out of the car and simply walk aside it without getting run over, she deserves it. Ghostride the whip does not imply being turned into an actual ghost by killing yourself like an asshat underneath the wheels of a 4 wheel drive SUV. Then again, thank God she did. I haven't giggled like that in ages...
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So for about a month in my sophomore year of college, my mom refused to call me because the audio of Hennifer Lohpay singing this love song to Ben Affleck was my voicemail message and she got so infuriated by having to listen to it every time she called, she just stopped. Note to college students: put the audio of this shit on your voicemail. It's tight, helluv.
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This beezie may be 12. She may be dancin all by herself, and she may not even be good at all, but this is one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time. Somethin about the seriousness on her grill, and the fact she thought this was good enough to record AND post to YouTube. Awesome. Simply Awesome.
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I mean, I really don't know what to say about this other than WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A KID?! Honestly, some people fucking fail at life, and deserve to be all up on the Maury Povich Show and shit. I wonder sometimes why people are even getting fucked in the first place? But thankfully, I can laugh at them.
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I cannot help but quote this all the time in real life. First of all, shouts to Stevie Nicks, who is one of the baddest bitches in the history of the music game. Always sportin a shawl or cape, shrouded in mystery, Miss Nicks gets confused with a goat from Afghanistan in one of the best South Park's EVER. Watch her do a quick Fleetwood Mac...
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