THIS IS THE FUTURE & THE FUTURE IS SICK WID IT
TightHelluv.Com is proud as FUCK to introduce you all to the next Messiah of Bay hip hop, and it may not surprise you to learn his ROYAL Bay Area lineage. But you may be surprised to learn that he is only 15 years old. BEAST BAY STAND UP! Please, meet ISSUE, the Young Prince of Sick Wid It Records.
TIGHTNESS OF THE DAY: THE TIT-E-NESS IS ALL AROUND YOU
Danks & Praise to Paige "The Tightness" Harrington, one of TightHelluv.Com's favorite friends, and her beautiful, glamorous, bossy, and HELLUV TIGHT dawg Sugar Bear, TH.C's first submish of fans, friends, and fam in Tight Helluv Gear from the merch store. Definitely Tightness of the Day status.
OMFG!! 69 YR OLD O.G.MA DJ RIPS UP PARIS
The BEST example of being and sharing the tightness that I have seen in a really long time. A 69 year old grandmother (uh huh huh, I said 69) in Paris, France fucking rips it up on the 1s and 2s as DJ Ruth Flowers, the HBIC of Paris' bourgeoning club scene, helluv.
B.E.T. AMERICAN GANGSTER: ROMPER ROOM CREW & MAC DRE
All of us remember the cuddie Mac Dre as a "black hippie," a fun-loving, Thizzed-out rap legend and the father of a movement called Hyphy. But how many of y'all remember the days of The Crest, Romper Room, bank heists, and 5 years in Federal Prison in Fres-NO for keepin it tight?
TIGHTNESS OF THE DAY: MARGE SIMPSON ON PLAYBOY COVER
TMZ got their increasingly all-encompassing hands on to the November 2009 cover of Playboy and posted it today on their website. What beezie is flashing her breastesses this month, you ask? None other than Marge Simpson, sexy, sultry, blue haired mother of three. Do you think it'll make Homer "DOH!"?
KATIE KRAMER PHOTOGRAPHY

I met Kramer during the first semester of my freshman year of HIGH school as a wee boy on the basketball team that needed a ride back to Sonoma from Napa. With a bottle of Mountain Dew and a red Jeep Cherokee that I lovingly named "The Pussy," we were immediately friends for life.
PHOTOJACKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE: THIS IS PHOTOBOMB
Another amazing site to check out when you are down and out - www.thisisphotobomb.com - featuring all kinds of ruined photos and videos, sabotaged by the likes of manginas, fingerbanging, vomit, funny faces, nudity, criminal activity and lude and lascivious acts in the backgrounds of photos of unsuspecting subjects.
"WALK IT OUT" PARODY

Watch these FIERCE ass old ass beezies Walk It Out 70's style. The addition of "Walk It Out" to anything is always encouraged, and it syncs up pretty fuckin good to be honest. Also, it's hilarious to watch and picture what it must have been like to see this in the 70's.

I CAN'T SING WITCHU GUUUURL....DIS FO CHURCH
It is no secret that Sister Act 2 is one of my favorite movies of all time, not because it is brilliant, not because it is life-changing, but because if you wanna be somebody, if you wanna go somewhere, you gotta wake up and pay attention. And Lauryn Hill always makes me pay attention, especially when singing inside a church in San Francisco.