This is one of the best things I have ever seen in my entire life. All around the nation, Police have been discovering and confiscating Ecstasy pilluvs in the shape of Barack Obama, coming in every color in the spectrum. Maybe Jeezy will have to get back in the booth for another remix - My President is No Longer JUST Black.

Don't get it twisted: TightHelluv.Com thinks HEROIN IS FUCKING NAST. Heroin was sold commercially around 1900 by the wonderul humanitarians at Bayer, who remind you that if you have a heart attack learning that they sold Smack as a kids' cough suppressant, eat their Aspirin.

A sliver of a nation on the Iberian Peninsula has quietly been making headway - real progress - in pioneering a sustainable approach to the generalized notion of drug use. Please, pour yourself a nice cup of tea, sit down with a plate of mutton, turn up BBC 1, and enjoy.