TIGHTNESS OF THE DAY: BROOKE HOGAN HELLUVWEEN COSTUME
And I thought I was brilliant for almost dressing up like Kate Gosselin! By far the most offensive (and therefore tightest) Helluvween Costume that I have seen this entire year, is Brooke Tranimal Hogan. This is sheer genius, and I wish to GOD I had done this.
LAUREL & HARDY'S BIG GAY NIGHT IN THE CASTRO
When we last left our 1920's Superstars Re-emerged in San Francisco in 2009, they were feeling a bit hyphy after Irish Coffees at Buena Vista, and Stanley finally convinced Ollie to take the plunge into San Francisco's favorite notoriously gay district, The Castro. Gaymazing!!!
LAUREL & HARDY VISIT NORTH SAN FRAN STILL IN SAME PANTS
Our favorite 1920's movie stars have returned to the Bay Area to visit the Northern districts of San Francisco, still in the same pair of pants. Join Laurel & Hardy on their adventure through the Presidio, the Palace of Fine Arts, Lombard Street and TRANSPOTTING with Eddie Murphy.
LAUREL & HARDY DO SF IN THE SAME PANTS: PART UNO
Who doesn't love those wild and crazy 1920's superstars Stan Laurel & Oliver Hardy? Well now, 90 years later, Laurel & Hardy are back in the same pair of pants (yes, in the same pair of pants as eachother) ready to rock and roll around San Francisco, tipping their cap to the sites and sounds.
PROSTITUTE SNORTS COCAINE OFF BABY
OK, straight up. I know this is more suited for LameHelluv.com, but FUCKIN A, I have some things to say about this fucking crackwhore turning tricks inside her van, sucking dick with her 5 year old in the backseat, and even snorting lines OFF OF HER BABY. Yes, that is right. Blowing Blow off of her BABY.
PAID THE COST TO BE THE BOSS
My mom has always been obsessed with James Brown, and I have to admit that her taste in music from the 60's & 70's has always been impeccable. What other icon can you name that was smoking PCP into his 70s, involved in alleged high speed gunfight chases, and can move and shake, like thissssss.....
LEROY SMITH'S "GET YOUR BASKETBALL ON"
CHARLAY MURPHY is way funnier (and now more relevant) than Eddie Murphy. Especially as Leroy Smith, with his brand new motivational multimedia mastery "Get Your Basketball On". Who the fuck is Leroy Smith, you ask? Well, none other than the man who motivated (read:created) Michael Jordan. Duh.