As a proud Mexi-EuroMutt-American, my ears helluv perked up once I heard this story in the middle of the night while half-asleep. A 22 year old woman was busted in El Paso, Texas yesterday in a failed attempt to smuggle 30 pounds of ganj in false frames behind oil paintings of Jesus. ¡Muy tight!

The National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws (NORML) recently named Denver, Colorado "America's Cannabis Capital" which at first both confused and infuriated me, until I learned about just how much work Denver is doing to live up to the Mile HIGH name that no longer just describes its altitude.

Today's Tightness of the Day offering comes from the 707's own Christian Barber who hollered at a Jefe with this enormous, impressive, multiple-foot long, tube filled with whiteness tightness that I want to wrap my lips around and suck on until all the white stuff is in my mouth and down my throat (that's what she said), helluv.

If this is true, then he is earning his Nobel Peace Prize in reverse - receiving it first, and making peace after. President Obama's administration will NOT seek to arrest medical marijuana users and suppliers as long as they conform to state laws, says new policy sent to federal prosecutors on Monday!

One of the most brilliant minds America has ever produced, Carl Sagan, famous astronomer, astrochemist, author, planetary scientist, producer, writer, host/personality, and marijuanousseur™ spoke at length about his love of the ganj, and if it is good enough for him, I'm down.

A hot off the presses TightHelluv.com news story! CNN literally JUST released the information minutes ago confirming that a posthumous search of Michael Jackson's bedroom turned up MARIJUANA!! The King of Pop liked to get stoney bologna!

WOWWWWW....Stephon Marbury aka Starbury made kind of a huge mistake when he invested in a camera to follow his every move and stream it on the Justin.tv, though I am glad he did because had he not, we would never get to hear all of this unnecessary & inappropriate info about his love of maryjane.

Apple continues to blow my muthafuckin mind with the way they day by day make it more and more impossible to live without the iPhone, as the Cannabis App is released to help Medical Marijuana patients find their medication, via dispensaries, doctors, directions, and dank in the 13 states where Medicinal Ganj is available.

After last week's budgetary analysis by the California State Board of Equilization, it is predicted that a state regulated program of cannabis growth, sales, and distribution would yield over $1.4 billion dollars in profit annually for a state desperately in need of a boost in order to pull it out of the depths of debt.

When a researcher commissioned by the Federal government for over 30 years to do research on marijuana and lung function publicly states "at this point, I'd be in favor of legalization," it is time for the government to wake the fuck up and so what it should have done 70 years ago and legalize marijuana.

While Californian cannabis culture is the most progressive in the world, and with 56% of Californians in favor of the legalization of marijuana, it might be hard for CaliKidz to imagine the incredible significance of a state with virtually no cannabis culture and only 2 years of experience with "self-preservation" medical budz authorizing the cultivation, distribution, and sale of the ganj.

Thank GOD for the saints at NORML (National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Law) for straightening out the fucktards at Fox News who apparently still think this is the 1930s and apparently still think that skewed facts, propaganda, lies, and hyperbole can instill fear in America over the most illogical shit. God Bless NORML.

The geniuses at Montsaint Genie Tech, Inc. have figured out how to transfer the gene segment that produces tetrahydrocannabinol (aka THC) in cannabis plants into ANY plant, including trees (no, not the smokeable trees - they already have it) and garden plants like lettuce, tomatoes, cucumbers, carrots and more.

How do I get into this limo? Ice Cube is one of the dopest rappers ever (let's not mention "Are We There Yet?") and no one does a weedpreciation song like Cube. If this video does not make you want to blaze up some West Coast shit right now, I don't know what will. Shoutouts to Cheech & Chong, Bob Marley, Robert Downey Jr., Rick James, Snoop, Cypress Hill, Rickey Williams and way more.

If you will notice in my posting on being a Cannabis Cup Judge in 2003, I smoked Hawaiian Snow, a sativa that won that year's Cup, whose potency was 23.8%. I also smoked Honey Oil that week whose potency was 75%. So, the average US pot can suck it. However, the fact that America now has pot whose potency has passed 10% and is on the rise is a good sign!

All I can say about this is "DUH!!!". I mean, what the fuck America? I do not understand why it has not been legal up to this point. But I am oroud for our collective mind-opening to the prospect of even considering it legally viable. And what it says about our mindset as a nation is very encouraging.

Anybody that knows me knows I never shut the fuck up about legalizing marijuana for millions of reasons. There is no reason NOT to legalize it, both out of a selfish love of getting faded, but more importantly for the known improvements we would undoubtedly see in the social, health care, economic, incarceration, et. al situations in America.

Late one evening after partaking quite liberally in some of my favorite shrub, I was cursing Comcast for their lack of decent programming past Last Call. That is, until I found SF Public Access TV, and found one of the most talented poets in the Bay Area, Brian Peron.