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This is it folks! It is HIGH time for this initiative to appear on a ballot in Helluvfornia! Finally, Californians will go to the polls en masse this November to finally show America the possibilities for restoring our once profound tightness. Legalize marijuana, and watch how much better life gets. Helluv.
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On Saturday night, El Jefe posted a photo on the TH.C Facebook page that demonstrated a rap interlude from one of the best rap albums of all time. A contest was born for all TightHelluvers to name that interlude, album, artist, and then argue for which is their fave track. And the winner is...
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The National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws ( NORML) recently named Denver, Colorado "America's Cannabis Capital" which at first both confused and infuriated me, until I learned about just how much work Denver is doing to live up to the Mile HIGH name that no longer just describes its altitude.
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Today's Tightness of the Day offering comes from the 707's own Christian Barber who hollered at a Jefe with this enormous, impressive, multiple-foot long, tube filled with whiteness tightness that I want to wrap my lips around and suck on until all the white stuff is in my mouth and down my throat (that's what she said), helluv.
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Only in Tennessee...A MURFREESBORO, Tennessee man was arrested New Year's Day after he was discovered to be Patty Pass Out, sleeping like a baby at a Shelluv Gas Station for over an hour at the pump, inside a mobile meth lab that was actively cooking meth in the back seat at the time.
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This is one of the best things I have ever seen in my entire life. All around the nation, Police have been discovering and confiscating Ecstasy pilluvs in the shape of Barack Obama, coming in every color in the spectrum. Maybe Jeezy will have to get back in the booth for another remix - My President is No Longer JUST Black.
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Don't get it twisted: TightHelluv.Com thinks HEROIN IS FUCKING NAST. Heroin was sold commercially around 1900 by the wonderul humanitarians at Bayer, who remind you that if you have a heart attack learning that they sold Smack as a kids' cough suppressant, eat their Aspirin.
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No doubt one of the hottest and most exciting musical duos that the Yay Area has ever produced, The Cataracs mashed straight out of Berkeley, and set out to Hel-LA to reinvent the music industry and the history of the world one Techno Hop track at a time. Cyrano and Campa are about to blow the fuck up!
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Some of the dopest pictures that I have come across in a long ass time, SFSU STUDents and friends of TightHelluv.Com mobbed up to Twin Peaks last week to enjoy one of the most epic sunsets I have ever seen, and to give you a new perspective on the Sexiest City in America.
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That's my boy! Cy Young Winner Tim "The Franchise/Freak" Lincecum cemented his place in my heart as The Best Thing in Bay Area Baseball as he was pulled over in Washington for speeding, and broke the seal of his hotboxed Benz to accept his ticket. TIGHT, HELLUV!
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One of the most brilliant minds America has ever produced, Carl Sagan, famous astronomer, astrochemist, author, planetary scientist, producer, writer, host/personality, and marijuanousseur™ spoke at length about his love of the ganj, and if it is good enough for him, I'm down.
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A sliver of a nation on the Iberian Peninsula has quietly been making headway - real progress - in pioneering a sustainable approach to the generalized notion of drug use. Please, pour yourself a nice cup of tea, sit down with a plate of mutton, turn up BBC 1, and enjoy.
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Where the fuck was this guy when I was in high school?! My Geometry, Algebra Deuce and Pre-Calc classes would have been SO much more tolerable with a Tokeulator. Now you can perform complex mathematical manipulations while relaxing your brain. Get straight A's smokin straight Haze.
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If I died tomorrow, I would most definitely come back as a weed-eating dog as soon as possible and then move to Seattle where I could wander into Seward Park on May 17 and eat helluv ganj plants because I would most defintely rock my head back and forth with glossy eyes.
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