PORTUGAL'S DRUG POLICY: TREATING NOT PUNISHING

A sliver of a nation on the Iberian Peninsula has quietly been making headway - real progress - in pioneering a sustainable approach to the generalized notion of drug use. Please, pour yourself a nice cup of tea, sit down with a plate of mutton, turn up BBC 1, and enjoy.
YMCADOLF!!
For a moment, suspend your fucking heart-felt hatred for what a fucking monster of humanity Hitler was, and enjoy laughing at his gaping-anused expense, as we take a trip back to the 1970's to enjoy him getting himself clean, having a good meal, and doing whatever he feels.
GERMAN DAREDEVIL BREAKS SPEED RECORD ON SKATES
36 year old German adrenaline junkie Dirk Auer has definitely tried to make rollerskates cool again by breaking a world speed record reaching up to just about 60mph racing around a wooden roller coaster stretching a half a mile in length in just a little over one minute's time. Tiiiiight, helllluvvvv...
AUSTRIAN RED BULL GIVES YOU BLOOWWWWW
OK, I am totally moving back to Europe. First I find out there are traces of all kinds of drugs, but mostly the nose candy, in the AIR in Spain ("tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with no aaaaiiir") AND NOW I find out that Austrian Red Bull has traces of white girl (insert: Lindsey Blowhan, Sarah Palin, Christina Aguilera) hiding inside its foul bitter taste?