TOMMY EVERIDGE SMASHES FIRST MLB HIT/RBI AT F-ING FENWAY

Not even a day after I finished my epic tome of a congratulations to the Oakland A's, Tommy Everidge got the call to start at First Base for the A's in the storied and historic Fenway Park in Boston, and absolutely crushed his first major league hit off the motherfuckin Green Monster, of course a double, the same way I remember him abusing fools when we were in Babe Ruth.
HAMMERPANTS FLASHMOB

Flashmobs are my favorite new social peculiarity that absolutely wholeheartedly make no sense and yet seem to be the most overwhelmingly awesome events ever. Peep a Flashmob of Hammer Pants wearing dancers of all shapes, sizes, ages, ethnicities etc. at a store on Sunset in LA, brought to you by the amazing wonderful team at A&E, who on a weekly basis bring you both Intervention AND Obsessed.
STOMPER GOES DUMMY

Without a doubt, Stomper, the helluvphant mascot of the Oakland Athletics, is the best mascot in MLB. Yes, most of you might try and argue, well, what the fuck does a helluvphant have to do with baseball? To those naysayers, I say, have you ever seen a helluvphant that can move and shake like THIS....