OBAMA THIZZLES: MY PRESIDENT IS ON ONE

This is one of the best things I have ever seen in my entire life. All around the nation, Police have been discovering and confiscating Ecstasy pilluvs in the shape of Barack Obama, coming in every color in the spectrum. Maybe Jeezy will have to get back in the booth for another remix - My President is No Longer JUST Black.

ANIMALS ARE HELLUV TIGHT
As you can even tell from the header for Helluvvision, animals can be amazing companions, hilarious sidekicks, constant entertainment, loving family members, stubborn pains in the ass, anxiety relievers and beautiful reminders of the joys of life, and they are never better than when they exhibit human-like behavior.