Another edition of Tight Helluv Headlines, this time from the Chowchilla News: "Hooker enjoys working with her horses and ponies." Poor 4H Hostess Erin Hooker, already burdened with a horrible last name, now gets put on blast to the entire town of Chowchilla.

Submitted by my good buddy Colin, a Law student at UC Berkeley (Class of 2012), and former business partner in my former web design company GRAPEvine Designs (our URL was www.wegotgrapes.com) straight from the headlines of the Santa Cruz Sentinel.