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Danks & Praise to Paige "The Tightness" Harrington, one of TightHelluv.Com's favorite friends, and her beautiful, glamorous, bossy, and HELLUV TIGHT dawg Sugar Bear, TH.C's first submish of fans, friends, and fam in Tight Helluv Gear from the merch store. Definitely Tightness of the Day status.
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This Tightness of the Day is helluv days overdue. TH.C homeboy Justin Krueger first put this on the TightHelluv.Com Facebook page about a week ago, and though I promised I would post it within a few hours, I promise you that THIS Tightness was worth the wait. Celebrities, Star Wars, Adidas, oh my.
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Today's Tightness is yet another example of just how tight The Simpsons has been for the past 21 years. In a perfectly timed and exceptionally edited take off of their normal opening credits sequence, which has become legendary in its own right, The Simpsons present Ke$ha's "Tik Tok". Tight.
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TightHelluv.Com besties Steve & Sierra Solomon came to the crib of El Jefe for the Super Bowluv festivities this past weekend and we commented on how unfortunate it would be to have the last name "Gay" in professional sports. I thought it would be unfortunate, until I saw this genius photo.
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Catch the Tightabeetus at TightHelluv.Com. Today's Tightness of the Day comes courtesy of New York electronic group Ratatat Or Rata-tathelluv.com, who have created a dope track featuring Wilford "Diabeetus" Brimley himself, explaining in depth, his struggle with discovering he had Tightabeetus.
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My good friend since we were 5, Ellie Houston, deserves the credit for inspiring this post after I found a photo on her Facebook page that reminds us all JUST HOW AMAZEBALLS LeVar Robert Martyn Burton, Jr. aka Geordi Leforge aka Kunte Kinte aka Reading Rainbow Guy, really is.
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Don't get it twisted: TightHelluv.Com thinks HEROIN IS FUCKING NAST. Heroin was sold commercially around 1900 by the wonderul humanitarians at Bayer, who remind you that if you have a heart attack learning that they sold Smack as a kids' cough suppressant, eat their Aspirin.
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Some of the dopest pictures that I have come across in a long ass time, SFSU STUDents and friends of TightHelluv.Com mobbed up to Twin Peaks last week to enjoy one of the most epic sunsets I have ever seen, and to give you a new perspective on the Sexiest City in America.
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There is no greater lesson in appreciating the TIGHTNESS around you at all times than carrying your camera around with you, everywhere you go, at all times. In this lighthearted Tightness of the Day post, enjoy a multitude of tightness captured by the digicams of El Jefe Helluv and friends.
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And I thought I was brilliant for almost dressing up like Kate Gosselin! By far the most offensive (and therefore tightest) Helluvween Costume that I have seen this entire year, is Brooke Tranimal Hogan. This is sheer genius, and I wish to GOD I had done this.
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"HIT ME AGAIN, IKE! AND PUT SOME STANK ON IT!" One of my favorite bars in San Francisco, almost a home away from home, and the host to SF Brewskeeball, Buckshot Bar & Gameroom on Geary & 3rd Ave serves a very "special" Special. "The Ike Turner": a shot of Hennessey and a slap in the face.
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Isn't this a gem? Our family friends from church back in the day when I actually used to go to church, the Dreyer Family, recently went for a flight over the Bay Area for Elizabeth's birthday and took this HIGHlarious picture of the Golden Gate Bridge sticking just the tip out of the fog.
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My homeboy in Atlanta, Kyle King, who you may/may not remember as the guitar player from my former band and the current guitar player in B.o.B's band, got one of the sickest tattoos yesterday that I have ever seen in my life - a quote from one of the first songs he ever learned - in Jimi Hendrix's handwriting.
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Another edition of Tight Helluv Headlines, this time from the Chowchilla News: "Hooker enjoys working with her horses and ponies." Poor 4H Hostess Erin Hooker, already burdened with a horrible last name, now gets put on blast to the entire town of Chowchilla.
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Mercedes Benz SLR McLarens are sick as fuck. The only thing that could make a normal McLaren any tighter is PLATING IT IN WHITE GOLD. Check out the World's Most Bossy Car, plated in white gold, owned by an Abu Dhabi oil billionaire in Dubai with a price tag of $6,250,000!
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In the second installment of Tightness of the Day, Ch Ch Ch Chia has launched its Barack Obama Chia Pet with growing and expanding afro in honor of nuestro Primero Presidente Negro. Available in two styles - happy and determined - be the tightness and get your own fro-growin Chia Pet.
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TMZ got their increasingly all-encompassing hands on to the November 2009 cover of Playboy and posted it today on their website. What beezie is flashing her breastesses this month, you ask? None other than Marge Simpson, sexy, sultry, blue haired mother of three. Do you think it'll make Homer "DOH!"?
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